I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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