fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
where are my eyebrows?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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