Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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