Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
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