Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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