Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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