everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
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