We got so high we made milksteak
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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