If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
