I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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