we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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