yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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