I want to stick my p in your. b.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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