You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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