physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
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