nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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