Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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