Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
someone owes me an orgasm
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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