come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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