But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I think my moral compass just broke
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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