White coat. Heels.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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