How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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