My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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