umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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