do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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