new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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