So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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