Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
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