dude i'm inner monologue high
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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