Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
Randomize