Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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