This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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