Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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