butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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