Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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