Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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