yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I love you.
Bad choice
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