You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Randomize
