so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Houston, we have a squirter
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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