I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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