its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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