just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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