I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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