out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Everclear isn't food dammit
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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