Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize