how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
We don't watch enough power rangers
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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