I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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