We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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