Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
