she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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