i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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