she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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