You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Randomize
