I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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