You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
how drunk are you?
Several
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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